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 Thursday, October 09, 2008

David Letterman: Top Ten Signs The Campaign Is Getting Ugly

  David Letterman: Top Ten Signs The Campaign Is Getting Ugly:

"10. Three times Straight Talk Express has 'accidentally' knocked over Obama's mailbox.

9. Next debate will be moderated by Jerry Springer.

8. McCain keeps referring to opponent as Senator Barack Hussein Obama bin Laden.

7. Sarah Palin says she can see Joe Biden's hair plugs from her house.

6. Desperate attempt to connect Obama to the last eight years of Regis.

5. No number 5 – economy so bad, writer putting everything he owns up on eBay.

4. They have resorted to 'your Vice President's so dumb' jokes..

3. Obama claimed McCain's irresponsibility caused the 1929 stock market crash – he's that old, people!

2. Even Dick Cheney thinks they're being cruel.

1. Obama's gloves are off, McCain's teeth are out."

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